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It is that time of the year. Christmas? No, that’s heresy - wait until December damnit!

It is, and I quote, FOMP!ING TIME!

Pre-orders are up, as the tax agency wants me to prove further that I’m going to have clients before allowing me to register as a proper company.

Production will be up in December or January, as long as I am allowed to register in time.

Pre-ordering will put you on a waiting list, and when it is your turn I will send you a confirmation and you will be asked to pay. You will also be asked for color choices on your handles. Any order can be changed or cancelled up to this point.

There will be no deposit for ordering. That might change as I transition from pre-order to … post-orders? Well, normal orders, let’s say.

Otherwise, I’m working towards making a proper photoshoot with all the current models, and until then there are temporary pictures of prototypes and 3D renders.

Pre-order now and you get a complimentary vacuum cleaner head!
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Disclaimer: Vacuum cleaner heads last until stock is depleted. There are no fencing treatises describing how to do combat with a vacuum cleaner head. Fomp! Incorporated is not liable for any vacuum cleaner head related accidents. Hit another person with a vacuum cleaner head at your own peril. We reserve the full right to not give you any vacuum cleaner heads upon a background check. Be reasonable, choose the banjo instead! There are also no vacuum cleaner heads in stock to begin with. You have been warned.